Bad Jokes A la mode
Hello again, and thanks for visiting. I know you came here for the terrible jokes and not to read what I have to say, so I won't keep you any longer. I present, the worst jokes in HISTORY!!! (You can hit the contact link and send me any other insanely bad jokes)
Duck walks into a drugstore and asks: "Do you sell lip balm?"
Clerk says: "Yeah. But how are you going to pay for it?"
"Oh, just put it on my bill."
Man goes to see his doctor. Doctor looks him over and says: "You've got ten to live."
Man says: "Ten what? Months? Years?"
Doc: "10, 9, 8, 7..."
Q: If a cannibal ate his mother's sister, what would you call him?
A: An aunt-eater.
I have a very frustrated pet at home. It's a turtle that loves to chase cars.
Q: Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
A: At parking meteors.
A couple of fleas were leaving the theatre.
One asked the other, "You want to fly home or take a dog?"