Bad Jokes A la mode

Hello again, and thanks for visiting. I know you came here for the terrible jokes and not to read what I have to say, so I won't keep you any longer. I present, the worst jokes in HISTORY!!! (You can hit the contact link and send me any other insanely bad jokes)

 Duck walks into a drugstore and asks: "Do you sell lip balm?"

 Clerk says: "Yeah. But how are you going to pay for it?"

 "Oh, just put it on my bill."


 Man goes to see his doctor. Doctor looks him over and says: "You've got ten to live."

 Man says: "Ten what? Months? Years?"

 Doc: "10, 9, 8, 7..."

Q: If a cannibal ate his mother's sister, what would you call him?

A: An aunt-eater.

I have a very frustrated pet at home. It's a turtle that loves to chase cars.

Q: Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

A: At parking meteors.

A couple of fleas were leaving the theatre.

One asked the other, "You want to fly home or take a dog?"

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